Prison Life

There are a couple of things you need to know about me:

1. I work at the prison

2. I work with sex offenders at the prison

3. I laugh my freaking butt off at inmates in the prison

We give the inmates a sentence completion test where they are given the first part of a sentence and then have to finish the sentence....here are two of my favorites:

I am attracted to. . . Females. The human female.

I am most sexually aroused when. . . I am horny.
When I see an attractive woman. . . I get horny.

Whole lot of horn goin' on!